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The Price Is Right

Sexucational Songs, Scientifically Sung by Claudia Wheeler

I wasn't sure what to make of this Beacon records release when I first saw it for sale on ebay. Two weeks later it showed up in my mailbox and I'm still scratching my head. The Price Is Right, subtitled "sexucational songs scientifically sung by Claudia Wheeler", is certainly no children's record (note the message "for grown-ups only" in the upper right hand corner of the jacket), but on the other hand it's not the kind of crass underground recording typical of this genre either. Accompanied by a lovely pianist, Claudia Wheeler sings about the raunchiest subjects in the most dignified and ladylike way possible. Even the liner notes talk about how "the charm and beauty of Claudia is reflected in the songs on this unique album". Yes, she's charming, and beautiful, but that song about Little Boy Blue is just a bit too blue for high society, I would think.

I still can't figure out what about this record is supposed to be "scientific" or "educational", but I did find out (again by reading the informative liner notes) that Claudia Wheeler is a native of Detroit who started out as a dancer in "the best known clubs and theatres", and that Beacon Records president Joe Barns is confident I will derive as much listening pleasure out of this album as he had making it. That fits my budget!

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Songs:

I'll Give You a Screw (Real Audio) Here's what Claudia will do for you if you ain't got a nail.
I Never Saw a Crack Like That (Real Audio) Folks, it's not cement that Claudia is talking about here.
Little Boy Blue (Real Audio) This needs no further explanation...



Your Comments:

lorraine says:
Pathetic (12-12-1999)

Jose Wombat (webmaster@josewombat.com) says:
Woops. Sorry about jumping from one tense to the other. This woman has me all confused. (11-10-1999)

Jose Wombat (webmaster@josewombat.com) says:
I wondering if I'm cracked or this is a bit screwy, I can't imagine what the lovely ballon woman sings about but I'll down loaded it and will play it soon. See you back at alba36 (11-10-1999)

Sir Droopy Drawers says:
Remember a crack in the screw is one thing, but a screw in the crack? Please excuse me,my asylum awaits for me... (03-25-1999)





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